week 8

Now we all know Lumberjacks are manly, but most people think that lumberjacks are made. they're wrong. Lumberjacks are born, deep in every man there is a lumberjack waiting to break out. Lumberjacks are evolved from pirates, and by the age of 4 have recieved all their education from cyclops. They wear plaid because it seperates them from nature which they were put on the earth to destroy. they ride bulls and feed them endangered species. i know this of course because i have a book on manliness and lumberjacks are the manliest men of them all.