Friday, March 6, 2009
week 8
Now we all know Lumberjacks are manly, but most people think that lumberjacks are made. they're wrong. Lumberjacks are born, deep in every man there is a lumberjack waiting to break out. Lumberjacks are evolved from pirates, and by the age of 4 have recieved all their education from cyclops. They wear plaid because it seperates them from nature which they were put on the earth to destroy. they ride bulls and feed them endangered species. i know this of course because i have a book on manliness and lumberjacks are the manliest men of them all.
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that's intresting!
i feel that lumberjack inside me!
i would have to say that at night i can feel the lumberjack trying to come out...
nice the lumberjack inside of me chuckles
dude i so know what u mean when im angry i start to feel my huge beard grow and i get buffer oh and for some reason my cloths turns plaid. huh sweet
i have the alphabet of manliness and all that about lumberjacks in 100% true
my nanny is a lumberjack and she is a female
Spencer stop lying you dont have the lumberjack inside you
lumber jerks is more like it
a book on manliness??? ahahah
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