Week 8a

I don't know what the most interesting part of the class is. I'm gonna go with blogs because i'm doing one right now and i can't remember most of the class. I definatly know what the most boring and useless part was and that was speeches. i'm horrible at them and won't need them for anything. there was a bunch of funny moments in the class and i can't remember the best one. i didn't learn anything i will use in the real world. sorry briggs.Good thing though is briggs is a good teacher and fun to be around. the things briggs could do to make future classes better, that could take all day. to some it all up his homework shouldn't be as long, detailed, or as many points. there shouldn't be as much of it either. also he should really lower his expectations, especially for kids like me. if he would do that his class would be perfect.....minus the speech part.

Week 7a

Most of my desicions are incredibly easy. usually the easiest desicion i make everyday is to do something stupid. whether it's jumping on the hood of a speeding truck or getting drug around on a table by a 4-wheeler i'm usually the first to volunteer, or be volunteered. that way i always have an interesting story to tell on monday. one of my hardest desicions was whether or not to buy my truck Shannon. me and dad went to Bentleys to look at this truck i'd been trying to get him to look at for weeks. he usually tells me no matter what i look at it needs too much money to get running right, and what a p.o.s. it is but he liked the truck. we both drove it and it handled like a dream. after we got back to the dealership he looked at me and asked if i wanted it. I thought about whether i could afford it i thought i could and it was the truck i've wanted since i was 10 so i bought it and am really glad i did.

Week 6a

i don't remember what my childhood crush was it was probably the pink power ranger. from what i remember she was a babe and she could kick butt. and she was always hanging out with the white/green ranger who was totally awesome too. i realize i would have to lay the smack down on him so she would date me but i was ready to do it. she would be able to kick anybodys butt i wanted so that would be pretty sweet.

Week 5a

It would be an awesome class if i was teaching it. there would be no speeches, no big reports, and you would get points for showing up. we would do a big section on how sleeping is good for grades so we would sleep at least an hour every class. the other 20 minutes would be free time to read or sleep or not do anything because chances are i don't want to deal with you. there would be no acting up because everyone would be sleeping. if there was any problem i would chain you up in front of the class and beat you mercilessly with an extention cord and wet fun noodles. after seeing that, if anyone woke up, no one would act up because they wouldn't want to get beat. i would be the best teacher ever.

Week 3a

FOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD IS AWWWWWSSSOOMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love food. my all time favorite food is my mom's chicken and noodles. she hand makes the noodles and you pour them over a huge pile of mashed potatoes and it is the greatest food ever. it is so good i can't even describe the taste to you. they are amazing. anyways there really isn't a food i'll at least try. i really want to try aligator meat, i've been told that it's the best. i want to try a lot of stuff.

Week 3a

Probably the number 1 place i would want to visit would be Rogersville, Tennessee. My family orginated from a small town outside of there that doesn't exist anymore. i love family history and i have always wanted to see where my family originated. Nashville would also be pretty cool to visit. i love country music and Nashville is the center of the whole industry. Portland, Oregon; no real reason, it just sounds kinda cool. Anywhere in Texas would be fun to visit because i would enjoy anything they had to do down there. Monroe, Louisiana would probably be the funnest. Monroe is where they hold the national mud racing championships. they have the best mud track in the country and i want to go there and SLING SOME MUD!!!

Week 2a

Peter Griffin. He is the most awesome character in the bestest show on t.v., Family Guy. I have watched Peter grow progressively stupider over the years so i would imagine by the time he gets old he will be either full blown retarded or dead. Most people start to lose their minds when they get older, lose control of their bowels, and start repeating themselves. He will probably still be awesome with all the dirty jokes and farts still hilarious but he will start repeating himself. the worst part is he will start repeating himself. He will still be awesome and his jokes will still be funny. i will still love him though, even if he starts repeating himself all the time.

Week 1a

Chuck Norris would be the best celebrity president. there would be no war because Chuck would end it. no one wants to mess with chuck norris. he would stimulate the economy by buying a Chevy Silverado, after that GM sales would rise 3000 percent because then everyone would want to buy one. He would be the president until he didn't want the job because he would do such a good job no one would run against him. His vice president would be Vin Diesel. Why would he be a good VP? because he was in The Fast and the Furious and anyone who can handle an awesome '69 Charger that is build up like that and then a '70 Chevelle SS in the new movie, is more than worthy in my book.

week 8

Now we all know Lumberjacks are manly, but most people think that lumberjacks are made. they're wrong. Lumberjacks are born, deep in every man there is a lumberjack waiting to break out. Lumberjacks are evolved from pirates, and by the age of 4 have recieved all their education from cyclops. They wear plaid because it seperates them from nature which they were put on the earth to destroy. they ride bulls and feed them endangered species. i know this of course because i have a book on manliness and lumberjacks are the manliest men of them all.

Week 7

I would probably have to go with vampire. If anyone has seen the Underworld movies they would know that vampires are hot. The best thing is that they are immortal so when you get old and wrinkly(if you date them that long) they will still be hot. Actually my vampire would be Kate Beckensale because she is incrediblely hot and she's the best vampire from the movie. I would hope she wouldn't suck my blood when i fall asleep.

week 6

If i had 3 wishes my first would probably be $5 million. a lot, but not too much. i would probably build a big house and buy a bunch of land out in the country so all my friends would have somewhere to stay. i would also spend money on my trucks, cars, and 4 wheelers. along with that i would wish for a huge shed with heat, lifts, and every tool i would ever need. i love working on trucks and cars. i might spend some of my money to go to tech school and eventually open my own shop. my friends also usually don't get the chance to use a good shop, so they would always have a shop. I would also want a good job that i could have until i wanted to leave. some people are wishing for money trees, or money for the rest of their life, but i dont like doing nothing. i like working and would want something i like doing and get payed good to do. then eventually i would open my own shop to make custom 4x4 rigs.

week 5

i hate the media. period. they are all idiots with nothing better to do than ruin famous peoples lives. they suck, and have no self esteem and try to make themselves feel better about themselves by terrorizing celebritys. they're retards.

week 4

The most beautiful thing i have seen is an all original 1970 Chevelle SS 454. I was at a car show a couple years ago and saw it entering the show. I looked for it all day and found it and an hour before we left i found it. It was so beautiful i couldn't talk. I handed my mom the camera and went and stood next to it. i also took a picture of the engine. i drool a little bit when i see the picture. I know whoever reads this will think i'm an idiot, but it was all original!!!! It was black with white raceing stripes!!!!!BIG BLOCK!! i'm done.

Week 3

Dear Me,

it's you as a junior. i honestly don't care what my life has become. i know whatever it is it isn't that bad. i hope you're working on diesels or have your own custom 4x4 shop. i wonder if you have gone to the mountains of montana to get away from the craptacular place the world has probably become. i still imagine you hateing computers and pretty much all technology. i bet you have a lot of trucks like shannon and gus. i would hope by now you have a shop with a buunch of tools. you better already have your kids turning wrenches and being obnoxous little rednecks like you were. I want to wish you luck in finding bigfoot if you haven't already.

Love,

Me

Getting Hitched

I know my grandparent's wedding wasn't fancy. They probably just had their family and a few friends there. They are very traditional people so they did everything like their parents did. It was pretty simple from what i imagine. They probably wanted to get the ceremony over with so they could work on my dad, if you know what i mean.

week 1 famous

If i had my choice i would never be famous. i don't really like the spot light. if i was a movie star or something like, people would never leave me alone. i like my privacy so if i had to be famous for something it would be for catching a live bigfoot, finding the loch ness monster, and a bunch of other myths and monsters. i would be famous for it because i would do it without a bunch of technology i would do it with the clothes on my back and pure instinct.