Week 5a

It would be an awesome class if i was teaching it. there would be no speeches, no big reports, and you would get points for showing up. we would do a big section on how sleeping is good for grades so we would sleep at least an hour every class. the other 20 minutes would be free time to read or sleep or not do anything because chances are i don't want to deal with you. there would be no acting up because everyone would be sleeping. if there was any problem i would chain you up in front of the class and beat you mercilessly with an extention cord and wet fun noodles. after seeing that, if anyone woke up, no one would act up because they wouldn't want to get beat. i would be the best teacher ever.